Drinking two drinks at a time because I'm too lazy to go the bar - yep Fact. Chinking of glasses to make people kiss an American tradition - Fact. Setting fire to a flower arrangement - pure fiction.

I like the idea of the toast game, totally fiction, but might use that at the next wedding I go to, if I'm not blubbing through them like I usually am.

I've never been to a wedding with prawn cocktail (if truth be told I've never eaten one ever either).

I have been at many fraternity parties when they had to flip over beer pong (beriut) tables when the campus police raided them. It was always such a waste of beer, and then there was the fact your feet got wet. Ah fraternity parties and beer pong, nos

Sorry to be so dull, but this chapter is pure fiction. Of course I have had oodles of photos taken at weddings and been directed by different photographers at them.

I have however, drank far too much champagne at weddings. Always a danger when you've usually not eaten. When I was a bridesmaid in the US we did drink an awful lot of bubbles between the church and the reception.